This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just got carded by a ten year old.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
