I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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