Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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