it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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