She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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