Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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