What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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