oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
