Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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