"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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