Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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