i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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