STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of course. lets lasso hookers.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Randomize