I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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