At least make sure they are 18
Why
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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