Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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