The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Your cock deserves a montage
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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