Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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