ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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