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• (941): View more from Florida

  Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to

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• (530): View more from California

  smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up

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• (561): View more from Florida

  just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle

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  It's like earning obesity badges

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• (585): View more from New York

  I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.

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• (209): View more from California

  you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/

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