I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.