Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(647): View more from Ontario

Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville

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(347): View more from New York

I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.

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(305): View more from Florida

and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him

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(979): View more from Texas

Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.

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(928): View more from Arizona

I deem it safe for us to drink together again.

(1-928): View more from Arizona

They dropped the charges?

(928): View more from Arizona

Yeppers. Come drink beers.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.

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(315): View more from New York

Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Why does my car smell like burnt toast?

(1-570): View more from Pennsylvania

I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...

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