Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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