I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Sorry about my life...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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