3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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