He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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