i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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