So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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