Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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