Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
