I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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