fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
im calling her cock vulture from now on
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I want a burrito.
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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