This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
splinters make it hard to masturbate
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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