my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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