I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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