you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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