great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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