The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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