you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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