Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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