did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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