You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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