Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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