it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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