Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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