O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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