Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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