I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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