FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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