did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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