the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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