u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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