i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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