I faked an abortion last night.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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